You probs might want to turn up the vol a bit and sorry for the background noises. it’s my fish tank.

ACCENT CHALLENGE

• Your name and username. 
• Where you’re from. 
• Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY. 
• What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? What is a bubbly carbonated drink called? 
• What’s the bug, that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
• What do you say to address a group of people?
• What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
• Be a wizard or a vampire?
• How old are you?
• Is it cold where you are?
• What is your favorite color?
• What color are your eyes?
• Do you have freckles? 
• When is your birthday?
• What was the last thing you drank?
• Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends? Eat a taco or a quesadilla? Be a shark or an elephant? 
• Do you speak a second language? Say something in it.
• What do you call gym shoes? 
• What do you call your grandparents? 
• What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket? 
• What is the thing you change the TV channel with? 
• Choose a book and read a passage from it. Do you think you have an accent? 
• Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life? End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.

Original Song - Lead a Light (written for Merlin and Arthur in mind)

It’s too dark in here

I think you should hide

You won’t listen to me 

You think you should fight

In that case, I’ll lead a light

So you’ll see you’re not alone

I’ll stay at home

And pray for your safety

While you go and save the world for me

Climb the walls of my heart

And start to tear me apart

I’ll show you what it’s like to be safe

To be taken care of

Because I’ll take care of you

I’ll go over what you said

About what it’s like to be afraid

But I won’t promise a damn thing

Until you’re back here with me, darling

I’m okay with this

As long as you come back

I’m fine with this

As long as you see my light in the dark

So go be the hero of histories

And I’ll be the one writing this